Dedicated to All Monsters on The Edge of Glory.

anthagio:

She came out of a cocoon wearing McQueen, changed during the performance to Versace, popped some bitch who came out a balloon, changed again and displayed blue armpit and vagina hair, and then ended the performance getting afterbirth spilled onto her flawless body.

This is the Gaga everyone has been bitching about missing, so soak it up while you can.